Haha Haha Haha

Making people laugh sin't easy
You'll learn it sooner or later but you'll learn it.. sometime.. WHATEVER!!!
However,
even if you make a stupid joke who nobody is laughing at don't get down :P
Someday you remember and THAT is when you laugh so hard you fall of your chair and keep lying on the floor brabbling random stuff nobody wants to hear.

As you all should know I'm a huge TVD (for all the retards out there its: THE VAMPIRE DIARIES!!!)



Here is the new Episode: The Return!
It's the first Episode in Season 2 we  all have been waiting for!!!
Yippieh!
It's amazing...
I loved it <333
Thanks to tv.blink.com again!!!
You guys rock socks!!!
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Do me a favor
and don't fill me with your suffer
I've got enough to deal with
to think about healing you heart

The flowing red
you show me, yes it's shocking
and I don' wanna deny
but don' kill me too

I won't give up on you
Like I promised you
but don't make this mission impossible
by giving me more and more to handle

I don't want
you to go under
but I don't want to drown

The Elements

If fire starts
water ends
air completes
earth corrects
but if spirit leaves
nothing makes sense.

You can learn
you can study
you can believe
you can question
but if spirit leaves
You won't be able to ask.

If I'm the music
and you are the dancer
you are the beat
and i'm the heat
we ca complete each other
But spirit is us even if we don't know.

The truth is spirit is everywhere
It's the fifth element
even if you don't believe.
Without spirit we'd be empty
Spirit is everywhere and everyone
You can't kill it
it kills you by command

Teamwork with Plain Jane ;)

Heyyya Guys !!!

Good news are coming!
The title almost says it all.
Plain Jane and I are going to do some serious teamwork-short-stories :)
Definition:
Plain Jane's posts a part of the story and I write the next part then she continues and ...
So you practically have to read both of our blogs if you want to get what I'm talking about.
OR you end up with the perfect WTF-look on your face, your Bets friend takes a picture of it and puts it on the World Wide Web ;)
The title of  our story is.....
Actually we still have no idea , so just keep up and you'll get it, without a wtf-look on your face , thought that would be funny i guess.
Stay tuned here and HERE to get the most recent updates :)
Or just leave a comment below :)
Thank you <3333

The soul.

It doesn't bleed
Nor does it hurt
It isn't bad
Nor is it good.

A fight between the gods
would make it end
though no one really believes
in eternal peace.

Flames couldn't burn it
They would just burn their own essence
Not only the kill but also
the beauty and the passion.

But it can be pained
It can be defeated
just by being hurt
the life in it suicides

Not even time
can cloak the happened
It will be hurt
forever if it is.

The soul.

Copyright  by Nora Tarraf, All Rights reserved.

My bro is comming hooray taaaaheeeeyyy!

No idea what I just wrote.
Just forget about it.
As usual .. -sigh-

:D Hola !
Whatcha doin on my blog?
Stalking meh >.<
Argh I need to drink more energy drinks..
WOOP WOOP
-burp-
without sugar...
or maybe.. just a little..?

IT'S OFFICIAL!
I am hyper.

Mwahahahhaha

Secind official thing of the day is...

Damon Salvatore is mine :P
After endless fights with my friends I thought I'll just make it nice and simple.. AND official :D

Suck it ladies! :D


I already had this :

:
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My bro is coming @ 3am today/tomorrow ;)
Maybe that is what the title is about?
Could be .. Could be..

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'After you kiss me

I'm scared of the next

will you be mine

or was it the last kiss I'll get?

After you look at me

I'm scared of the past

will it become the future

or just part of my soul?

After I saw you walk away,

I'm scared because I don't know

will I ever see you again

or will the history repeat once again?

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I see you there

so far away from me

still I can't live in the happening

I dream about you not being impossible.

Call me insane 

if it is what you think I am

still I won't stop living the way I do

and I won't stop looking for you

my only way out..

I'm sure when I get to you

My fears will hide where the sky is bleeding

The sun can only save them

just as I can only be saved by you

my only way out..

my dream come true.'

Forever

I don't last forever
Like a flower
I grow until I'm done growing          
Then I fade.

I don't fade forever
Like a cold stone , not feeling anything
I hope until the hopes seem silly
Then I cry

I can't cry forever
Like no one else can
I cry until the suffer leaves me alone
Then I try.

I can try forever
Like everybody should
I won't give up on life, I won't trust your lies
Then I live.    

I can't live forever
Like nobody ever could
But I can live every second like it's my last
Then I I'll be happy.                                            

Kill my doubts to make me believe
your words won't make me forget the past.
You killed my trust once before
Don't think I don't know how to harm.

Innocence doesn't last forever
You can't kill me every day
You'll see the tears gliding down my cheeks
Will you make wash them away orignore?

Maybe I know the answer
But maybe I want to believe
That little bit hope that's left within me
is what makes me breath.

I don't kill.

I don't kill
I torture

Raise of the death
Cry of the soul
Color of the tear

I don't kill my soul
I hide it beneath
the darkened light of the stars.

Hope of the heart
Truth of the eye
Lie of the love

While people cut
Cut so deep
I cry and find a way
to save myself.

Scars of the hidden
Death of the blood

I will survive
Going under is not what I am at.
My heart will succeed.
My soul won't shatter.

Dark Light of the moon
Look of the sun
Lie of a lifetime.

You can't tame me
You can't hurt me.
You can't make me believe in lies
I've known too much to believe
in fairy-tales told by demons.

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Hold me tight
We are flying
I don't want to fall
again

Spread your wings
You are my angel
Don't leave me in the air
I'll fall.

I've been hurt too often
too don't see the truth your hiding
I just wanna love you
for as long as I have left.

Then you kiss me
all of sudden.
The dizziness behind my love
is making me fall into the dark.

I see your face you are screaming my name.
You are too far away from me.
I fall on the earth and the reality recovers.
I wake up and you are gone..
you don't always come back as you promised.

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The second you saw me
we have been together.
Deep inside our souls
is the truth we know that exists.
The hole in my heart was filled again.
You are my soul.
You complete me.

The second I saw you
I knew that I loved you.
The deep blue of your eyes was sad
and your arms covered in red.
Don't let yourself down
I'll fall with you.
Don't let me drown
inside myself.

For a Pessimist I'm pretty Optimistic

^^ XD

But I did not pick that title because of the song!
Though I am a Paraholic.

The reason I picked it because school is being ( I am not lying BTW ) awesome.

Chemistry: Our Teacher let some desks burn.. on purpose.. :P Then he burned some chemicals which smelled like pee and burned wood. But the burning table part was SOOO FRIGGIN AWESOME!
I'm sitting eight in front of the that teacher desk , which was the one he burned btw, so I could feel the heat and smell that sick smell the chemicals let the fire smell like.

Physics: We burned some tea bags which began flying!!!
And you can't hate a subject where the only homework is to make a funny experiment and write two sentences about what you saw.

Biology:
You also can't hate a subject where you just have to stare through a Microscope to look at funny objects!

French:
Well I am getting better !!! That is an improvement I think!

#Fudge: My spelling isn't getting any better! -sigh-

French? Non!

Okay French isn't that bad at the end but it is suicide!
I had to read the first to chapter ( if not more ) to understand what out teachers said the other day. THAT was torture. Imagine having to study a language which you don't even know how to read!
For 4 French lessons I learned a lot I have to admit. Not that I can do anything with that little bit knowledge. I've got some major spelling issues today! You can be very happy that there is a spell check in Blogger. I  don't think  you would understand  a single word.
I went school-shopping today! And no i did not buy a school JERK! :P
Exercise books, files, pens etc.
I hate and love that the-beginning-of-school drama every year..
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Blogger added a Stats button to the menu. I can actually see what visitors typed into google to get here. If they found the link on a website, how many people visited my Blog from facebook or google and  soo many others. I am stunned I waited for that thing for like forever.
Thank you Blogger guys! You deserve an Emmy!
Speaking of Emmy. I haven't seen it yet!
If I find a good online link I'm gonna post it here too so you can see it, if YOU just like me always turn the TV on too late or just hate the Time difference between Countries. Not funny.

FYI: i'm too lazy to go and let my ITouch get repaired. Don't ask me why I don't know.

Le French est stupide.
Is that how you say it?
Don't get offended guys if you like French it;s just a huge major unfudgy problem!

First day of school :)

Hello!
7th grade seems t be awesome!
Of course I got a bunch of new subjects like french ( HELP scream), physics and chemistry.
But I mean look :

Bonjour! Je m'appele Nora! Et toi?

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Normally we have 7 lessons a day. But because today was the first day we spent 4 out of the 7 lessons with organizing and stuff. :)
Then we had French which I thought was pretty cool :P I mean I got to learn some words! That's a beginning!

We have 4 new students in our class. 2 Girls and 2 Boys.
The girl I got to know is really nice :) Bad is she's just gonna stay for half of the year!!!
That's mean!
I love her hair color btw.. Its orange :D shiny orange :P

The teachers are acceptable.. Not the best but not horrible though! Could have been worse...

With all the other points on my check-list checked I am left alone in the dark with my french/chemistry and physics issues. -scream- let's hope I won't get murdered.

Twilight's got talent!

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Have fun!!!

Ian Somerhalder

*click to enlarge*

That was a quick interview with the Ultimate Sexy Beast Winner Ian Somerhalder, who plays Damon Salvatore on the popular TV show The Vampire Diaries.

Ian Somerhalder's Tweets:

-sigh- Damon... Ian.. -sigh-
I waited all day yesterday just to see him tweet something!
Just after I read that he had one that Ultimate sexy beast thingy ( and screamed ) I rushed on Twitter and looked at my home.
No Ian Tweets.
So I'm happy today =)

Damon makes me wanna die

Guess who won?
Guess who won?
Yes he won!
Yes HE won!
WOOP WOOP!
It's official! DAMON SALVATORE aka. IAN SOMERHALDER  WON!
HE WON!
Hallelujah! :D I was screaming when I read it :)
Hope you are screaming to ;)
Best day ever couldn't get any better!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I am partying!
Imma bee Imma bee Imma bee!
Joke.. Imma Team Damon <3
Dear Team Edwards,
Don't be upset.
Damon is just too good for you <3

And before I let you go ... LISTEN TO THIS SONG!


-Is that the song which was playing in the Vampire Diaries Season 2 trailer?
Answer: Yup!

POST NUMBER 100!

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Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the FUDGYLICIOUS Show!

Presented by: Nora Tarraf!

-applause- 

Today is a special day! You know why?
The fudgylicous blog is celebrating it's post nr. 100! WOOP WOOP!

Let's begin our tour with school!
Yeah most of the kids ans teens started school again!
I know it sucks and I'm going back to school next Sunday!
( yeah in egypt weekend is friday and saturdaya nd sunday is school .. get over it, it's not that interesting!)
And a lot of teachers mean it's important to have a notebook and write down your homework. But often those notebooks look BORING! You don't want to read what's inside of it!
Well change your mind by looking at this picture!

That is my new notebook for this year!
( Btw if you zoom and can't read it's because you can't read my handwriting like everybody I know, or because some sentences are written in German!)
I am not obsessed with Selena Gomez! She was just the biggest sticker I could find!
I added Taylor Lautner - with some heart around him- and Justin Bieber -with a STOP sign on him- ( please don't get offended if you like Justin Bieber. )







That is online handsome Notebook!
Let's look inside of it:

That's the first page!
Including crazy tatoos, stickers , quotes from my favorite book series (House of Night) and a quick drawn not that good Anime!
+Don't forget the teacher list , that's where I will write down which teachers are going to give us Math/English/etc.

Seconds page inluding:

• Timetable (left)
• Books-to-read list (right)
• stickers
• a list with where you can write the stuff down you need to get for each subject.
• quotes
• Favorite Have-2-Hear song list.

On the empty space (right) you can write your homework and stuff down :)
I am selling this Notebook for just 9,999'999'999'999'999'999'999'999 USD!
Contact me if you wanna buy it! -waggles eyebrows- ( That's just a joke that notebook is mine! )
But you can still make your own crazy Notebook! Just let your imagination play crazy and get a bunch of stickers!

Step Number 2 in our  tour tonight:
My Brothers  are demons!
They killed their IPods. Well I'm not innocent my Ipod is not dead but broken. ( Check the archives to see a pic or just zoom in the following pics )
With some hard work I got both of their IPods back to life!
Check it out:

 My IPod is the ipod touch. The glass is shattered or whatever you call it, but that's a whole other story!
The silver and the black one are my brother's. The Ipods weren't breathing until I did some serious Techno-cpr..
Well now they are alive and both of my bro's owe me something!
BUT they have my music now! All their songs are gone! Well I hope they till have it on their computers!


Point Number 3 on our Tour!
My tidied up room!
It took me two days to finsih my room up! But I am very proud! :D

My books are happy, my desk is happy and my laptop is dancing when I'm not looking. ( But I was looking TEE HEE )

You like my anime figure? its not done yet but it's getting better!
My room is tidy! HIP HIP HOORAY!

That was it! Enjoy your life!

Post Nr. 99!
The next post is going to be nr. 100!
WOOP WOOP!
WOOOOOOOHOOOO!
HIP HIP HURRAY!
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Question: Are you still tidying up?
Moi: Yup!

I filled 3 XXXL Garbage bags with old school exercised and  tests from 1. grade.
I can;t believe I still have stuff from 1st grade!
My hair hurts!
Thank god music was invented!
It's the only thing that is keeping  me alive right now!

Fav songs:

I was tidying my room today.
No Joke.
No lie.
Anyways I bought a lot of new books while I was in Germany and all of them have to find a place in my bookshelf, right?
They were on my desk >> which you can see here.
And I put them all over each other! :P
The Book Tower fell after  5 minutes good thing:
I made a picture!
FYI: The open book at the top is new moon.
I know in this picture my desk looks like a mess but it's pretty tidy now!
And all of my books have found their place in my XXXL bookshelf.
Because I still ain't done with tidying my post is pretty poopy today!
But I hope the annoying orange can fix this:




-Are you an Annoying Orange fan?
Answer: Yup! Yes I am! And I am proud!

The Vampire Diaries Season 2!

That looks good!
Can't wait to see it!
First Episode airing September 9th on the CW!
Or watch it online of Friday the 10th on tv.blinkx.com

Source: celebuzz.com

Proud to be a Hag from hell!

The House of Night Website is absolutely awesome!

                                                                                                                                                                                          

                                                      

        

                                                                                                                                                                                          

                                            
Heartbeat!!!                                                                                                                                                                       

The History of Toilet paper

I can't believe I'm doing this.. [img]http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cartoon/1236.gif[/img]
But you voted.. and I can't change it...

Source: http://nobodys-perfect.com/vtpm/exhibithall/informational/tphistory.html




1) What did people use before Toilet paper was invented?

•  Well, just use your imagination: grass, leaves, fur, mussell shells, corncobs, stinging nettles... okay, maybe not that last, at least not more than once. The ancient Greeks used stones and pieces of clay; ancient Romans used sponges on the ends of sticks, kept in jugs filled with salty water. Mideasterners commonly used the left hand, which is supposedly still considered unclean in the Arabian region.
• "Official" toilet paper - that is, paper which was produced specifically for the purpose - dates back at least to the late 14th Century, when Chinese emperors ordered it in 2-foot x 3-foot sheets.
• Corncobs and pages torn from newspapers and magazines were commonly used in the early American West. The Sears catalogue was well-known in this context, and even produced such humorous spinoffs as the "Rears and Sorebutt" catalogue. The Farmer's Almanac had a hole in it so it could be hung on a hook and the pages torn off easily.

2) Who invented the Toilet paper we know today?

• Joseph C. Gayetty of New York started producing the first packaged toilet paper in the U.S. in 1857. It consisted of pre-moistened flat sheets medicated with aloe and was named "Gayetty’s Medicated Paper". Gayetty's name was printed on every sheet. (Seriously who wants people to wipe their asses of with their names!?  EWWWW )

• 3) When was the modern Toilet paper invented?
• Rolled and perforated toilet paper as we're familiar with today was invented around 1880. Various sources attribute it to the Albany Perforated Wrapping (A.P.W.) Paper Company in 1877, and to the Scott Paper company in 1879 or 1890. On a side note, the Scott Company was too embarrassed to put their name on their product, as the concept of toilet paper was a sensitive subject at the time, so they customized it for their customers... hence the Waldorf Hotel became a big name in toilet paper. 
   
• In 1935, Northern Tissue advertised "splinter-free" toilet paper. Yep, you read that right; early paper production techniques sometimes left splinters embedded in the paper. And you thought you had it tough!
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• In 1942, St. Andrew's Paper Mill in Great Britain introduced two-ply toilet paper
• Amnerica experienced its first toilet paper shortage in 1973.
• The Virtual Toilet Paper Museum opened its virtual doors in 1999.