Lmfao -ed

It looks like I have to do some research about the history of toilet paper. Thanks guys. 
I can't believe there's actually a website a bout it and a virtual The history of Toilet Paper museum . :| 
OH PLEASE! 
People waste their time and money by creating a website about TOILET PAPER HISTORY!?
Who the heck cares!

On the bright side some other people use the Internet for something that actually makes sense!
Like E-Books. Or putting books online , so people like me can read them . :P




Something that brightens your day up:


Lolz at number 4! and the socks!

17 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE IN THE ELEVATOR.

1. WHEN THERE'S ONLY ONE OTHER PERSON IN THE ELEVATOR, TAP THEM ON THE SHOULDER AND THEN PRETEND IT WASN'T YOU.
2. ASK IF YOU CAN PUSH THE BUTTON FOR OTHER PEOPLE, BUT INTENTIONALLY PUSH THE WRONG ONES.
3. HOLD THE DOORS OPEN AND SAY YOU'RE WAITING FOR A FRIEND. AFTER A WHILE LET THE DOORS CLOSE AND SAY, "HI GREG. HOW'S YOUR DAY BEEN?"              

4. DROP SOMETHING AND WAIT UNTIL SOMEONE GOES TO PICK IT UP AND THEN SCREAM, "THAT'S MINE!"
5. BRING A CAMERA AND TAKE PICTURES OF EVERYONE IN THE ELEVATOR.
6. MOVE YOUR DESK INTO THE ELEVATOR AND WHENEVER ANYONE GETS ON ASK IF THEY HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.                                                                 

7. LAY DOWN A TWISTER MAT AND ASK PEOPLE IF THEY WOULD LIKE TO PLAY.                                                                                                               8. RANDOMLY ASK, "DID YOU FEEL THAT?" WHEN THEY LOOK AT YOU CURIOUSLY, BEGIN TO EXPLAIN YOUR THEORY THAT A TROLL HAS MADE ITS WAY INTO THE BUILDING, BECOME MORE PANICKED BY THE MINUTE.
9. STAND REALLY CLOSE TO SOMEONE, SNIFFING THEM OCCASIONALLY. AS THEY ARE GETTING OFF, TELL THEM YOU "KNOW OF A MEDICINE THAT CAN CURE THAT?"
10. WHEN THE DOORS CLOSE, ANNOUNCE TO THE OTHERS IN A VOICE OF FORCED CALM, "IT'S OKAY, DON'T PANIC, THEY OPEN AGAIN!"
11. GRIMACE PAINFULLY WHILE SMACKING YOUR FOREHEAD AND MUTTERING, "SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU, JUST SHUT UP!"
12. CRACK OPEN YOUR BRIEFCASE OR PURSE AND PEER INSIDE PERIODICALLY WHILE WHISPERING, "GOT ENOUGH AIR IN THERE?"
13. STAND SILENTLY AND MOTIONLESS IN THE CORNER FACING THE WALL, WITHOUT GETTING OFF. IF SOMEONE APPROACHES YOU, TURN AROUND AND TRY TO BITE THEM.
14. STARE AT ANOTHER PASSENGER FOR A WHILE AND THEN ANNOUNCE IN HORROR, "YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!" AND BACK AWAY SLOWLY.                         

15. STARE MANICALLY AND GRIN AT ANOTHER PASSENGER FOR AN EXTENDED AMOUNT OF TIME BEFORE ANNOUNCING, "I HAVE NEW SOCKS ON."
16. DRAW A LITTLE SQUARE ON THE FLOOR WITH CHALK AND ANNOUNCE TO THE OTHER PASSENGERS IN AN UNNECESSARILY LOUD VOICE, "THIS IS MY PERSONAL SPACE!"
17.MAKE EXPLOSION NOISES WHEN ANYONE PRESSES A BUTTON.